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6X02 Bargaining, Part II |
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Written By: David
Fury
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Part 1
Open on the BuffyBot with the demons still riding in circles around her. Every now and then they hit her as they pass. BUFFYBOT: Oh, I'm dangerously close to- (a demon hits her in the face) -systems failure! Must - oh! - disengage from combat - so - oh! - Willow can service me. RAZOR: (swinging a length of chain) I'll service ya, girl toy! He throws the chain and the bot goes down. He stops his bike beside her and gets off. Cut to Xander and Willow. Xander seems about to pick her up again when Anya and Tara come running up. TARA: Willow! Tara goes to her knees and takes Willow's head on her lap. XANDER: I'm pretty sure she's okay. (gets up and goes to Anya) Or as okay as someone who's just had snakes coming out of their mouth. What the hell was that all about, Tara? (Tara looks up at him) ANYA: Less talk, more running away. XANDER: I'm sure the woods'll give us cover. Their motorcycles can't follow us in here. The motorcycles noises get closer, and we see the light from their headlights. ANYA: Someone should tell them that. XANDER: New plan. (goes to Willow, kneels and starts lifting her) Let's split up. ANYA: No, bad plan. Xander and Tara have the unconscious Willow upright, each supporting one side of her. TARA: I'll take her. XANDER: No, I can carry her. (Tara looks anxious) I'll keep her safe. TARA: (nods reluctantly) We should meet up somewhere. XANDER: The Magic Box. Whoever gets there first, call Dawn and Spike. Tara and Anya start off, but Anya pauses. ANYA: Wait. What about the Buffybot? XANDER: (indecisive for a moment) We can't. It's lost. (lifts Willow) Go! Xander picks Willow up and heads off. Tara and Anya go off together in another direction. Cut back to the grave. The bot is on the ground and the demons surround her, kicking her and yelling happily. Pan down across Buffy's headstone, to the grass. Cut to inside the coffin. Buffy pounds frantically on the sides, tries to scream but no sound comes out. She looks terrified. She continues pounding, bangs on the inner lid just inches from her face. She begins to rip away the cloth that covers the inside of the lid. She grunts with exertion as the cloth rips. Cut to the forest. Xander walks along carrying Willow, moving at a fast walk. He pauses, puts her down on the ground. Willow comes to again. WILLOW: (loudly) Xan ... Xander, where - where- XANDER: Shh! We're using our quiet voice, Will. WILLOW: (whispers) Wh-wh-where's Tara? XANDER: (panting) Off and running. Like we need to be. We gotta keep moving. WILLOW: (panting) Oh ... right. Demons ... on bikes. XANDER: Yeah. We got trouble. Right here in Hellmouth City. And our very own robo-Buffy led them right to us. WILLOW: Buffy! The ritual! We have to go back. (sits up) XANDER: (pushes her back) Will. I told you. WILLOW: We have to try again. XANDER: No, we can't. WILLOW: We have to, Xander! I - she - she's waiting! She's counting on us, on, on me! I can't leave her there any more, I won't. We have to finish. XANDER: Shh! They both hush and look around nervously as a motorcycle goes by near them. XANDER: (whispers) Will .. .the urn of cirrhosis... WILLOW: Osiris? XANDER: Yeah. It got kind of... WILLOW: (remembers) Broken. It's broken. I remember. XANDER: So we'll find another one. Better made. Anya and I will jump back on the web- WILLOW: There is no other one. (closes her eyes) XANDER: Okay, we'll fix this one. A little tape, a dab of Crazy Glue. WILLOW: No. It's no use. (tearful) The urn's defiled. It's gone. Nothing, it was all for nothing. Buffy's gone. She's really gone. Willow begins to cry, buries her face in Xander's chest. Cut to Buffy still ripping the cloth from the coffin. She bangs her hands against the lid, punches it and her fist goes through the wood. Dirt begins to rain down on her as she pulls at the wood, widening the hole. Cut to Anya running through the woods, looking around. MAG: (OS) Over here! Stop your moanin'. Anya suddenly falls down as Tara pulls at her from behind a rock. ANYA: (annoyed) Was that really necessary? A simple "psst"- Tara puts her hand over Anya's mouth. They both fall silent as two demons walk up near them. CLYED: I'm just saying it's rank. MAG: Get off it, Clyed. CLYED: Razor and the others head back to town, leave us here to hunt down strays. It's bullsh- MAG: Hey! (grabs Clyed) You got a bug up your crack, you take it up with Razor. The two girls huddle behind their rock listening. MAG: Until then you do as he says, and shut your hole, before I rip you a new one. Mag lets go of Clyed and looks around, snarling. MAG: Ah, screw this, let's get out of here. (they both turn away) Let's go hit some stores. Tara and Anya relax a little as the demons move away. TARA: Doesn't sound like they found Willow and Xander. ANYA: Did he say stores? Hitting stores? Does that mean looting? TARA: I think, I think the woods let out over this way (points) We should keep off the streets, take alleys if we can. ANYA: They can't loot the magic shop, not now! I just got it. TARA: (puts hand on Anya's shoulder) Let's go. They get up and start to walk. ANYA: You don't think they'll cause a lot of damage, do you? Cut to the demons still wrecking houses and cars on residential street. One demon throws a Molotov cocktail at a front door, jumps up and down triumphantly as the porch bursts into flame. Shot of a wooden mailbox labeled "Summers." A demon rides past and smashes it with a baseball bat. Cut to exterior shot of the Summers house. The demons have not yet ventured onto its lawn Cut to inside the house. Dawn is looking out the front window. SPIKE: (OS) A couple of stakes... We see Spike looking through Buffy's weapon chest. SPIKE: ...holy water, one cross - (reaches in to grab the cross) Ow! (stumbles back, shaking his hand in pain) Brilliant. He looks at his injured hand, then over at the window, notices Dawn. SPIKE: Here! (starts toward her) You want me to bloody thump you? I told you to stay away from the window. (pulls her away) DAWN: Who are they? SPIKE: (peers out) Hellions. Road pirates. (shot of a demon throwing rocks through a house's windows) They raid towns ... use 'em up, burn 'em down. It's usually backwaters, any place... (looks back at Dawn, realizing) Any place they think is vulnerable. DAWN: They know. The Slayer's gone. Spike looks back out the window. The demons continue to ride up and down the street, setting various things on fire. SPIKE: Can't stay here. (gets up, grabs Dawn by the hand) DAWN: W-well, I'm not going out there! SPIKE: (pulling her toward the door) Got no choice, bit, I can't protect you here. DAWN: (stops) Well, we can lock the doors, turn out the lights. SPIKE: And what, hide under the bed linen? Not really my style. DAWN: But we need to wait for the others, and Buffy. Spike frowns at her, confused. DAWN: ...bot. You know, the-the Buffybot. Spike sighs in frustration, looks around. DAWN: (agitated) We-we have to wait for the others- SPIKE: (grabs her roughly by the shoulders) Look! (pauses, more quietly) Dawn, I get that you're scared. But I'm your sitter, so mind me. (lets go her shoulders) I'm not gonna let any of those buggers lay so much as a warty digit on you. Right? DAWN: (whispers) Right. SPIKE: Right, then. We can't wait around to see if the others will pop in. We're on our own. No one's coming to our rescue. He takes Dawn's hands and leads her toward the back door. Cut to Buffy's grave. Zoom in on the ground, which is already churned up from the motorcycles riding over it. Suddenly a hand bursts out from below, then another hand, then Buffy's head and shoulders. She gasps for air, pulls herself up onto the grass, lies there panting. She looks around at the dark forest, very fearfully. Part 2 Open on the same scene. Buffy slowly gets to her feet, turns and stares at the headstone with her name on it. She frowns in confusion, then her eyes widen in shock as she gets it. Cut to downtown. A car sits there burning, half burnt away. Buffy walks up, stares. Pan to a wider shot and we see her walking down a street that's littered with debris. Buffy wears a black dress with dark hose and black heeled shoes. Her hair is shaggy and mostly covers her face. Cut to a shot from Buffy's point of view. Everything is blurry and indistinct. She continues walking, squinting and frowning at the burning cars. She stops walking to stare at a car. A demon on his motorcycle goes roaring past, throws something as he goes by. Buffy watches him go, backs away. Cut to interior of the magic shop. The door opens and Tara and Anya run in. They go down the steps into the main room. TARA: Willow, Xander! Tara goes to look in the back room, comes back. Anya looks around the store. TARA: They're not here. ANYA: Thank god. (Tara looks confused) No, I mean, my store hasn't been looted. Loud banging noise from outside. They both turn to look. TARA: Yet. They go to the window, peek out. Shot of a bunch of demons looting a store across the street. ANYA: (softly) Xander. TARA: They're all right. ANYA: Then where are they? Why aren't they here? TARA: I don't know. Anya turns away from the window, walks into the store. Tara follows. ANYA: (getting agitated) They could be hurt. Xander could be lying somewhere broken and bleeding, calling out my name. TARA: Anya. ANYA: Like that, oh god! (walks on) What if, what if they're really hurt, what if they're dead? TARA: (firmly) They're not. ANYA: How do you know? TARA: Because he's with Willow. And if something ... happened, I'd know. (softly) And so would you. ANYA: (calmer) You think? TARA: I'm sure of it. (hugs her) They're fine. Shot of Tara over Anya's shoulder as they hug. She strokes Anya's hair. TARA: (trying to convince herself) They're both fine. Tara pulls back to look at Anya. TARA: Maybe they got lost, in the woods. ANYA: The woods? Are we going back to the woods? I hate the woods. All those woodsy trees. TARA: (excited) No, it's okay. Lost is good. Willow and I always know how to find each other! She runs to the round table, shoves all the stuff off of it and climbs up on it, sits cross-legged and puts her hands on her knees. (See episode "Fear Itself" ANYA: With yoga? TARA: Ssh! (eyes closed) Aradia, hear my words. Cut to the forest. Xander and Willow are walking along. Willow is panting, leans on Xander for support. XANDER: Okay, this is really starting to grate my cheese. These woods aren't that big. Now, I know we've been going straight because I've been following the North Star. WILLOW: (looks up) Xander. (they stop) That's not the North Star. It's an airplane. Willow makes a pained face, staggers over to a tree and leans against it. XANDER: Nah, that's not an airplane, it's definitely ... (looks harder) ...a blimp! (embarrassed) But I can see how one ... could make that airplane mistake. WILLOW: (panting) I, I can't walk any more. I need to rest. XANDER: It can't be much further. WILLOW: You said that an hour ago. I just ... that spell took a lot out of me. XANDER: As for example, snakes? How come you didn't tell us how much- WILLOW: No. Not now. XANDER: What were we into back there, Will? WILLOW: It doesn't matter anyway. XANDER: Do not get all avoidy on me. WILLOW: I'm not avoidy, I just ... we have bigger problems. Demons? XANDER: Demons! Ah. There's something you don't see every day. (sarcastic chuckle) Unless you're us. WILLOW: (annoyed) Yeah, and now we're lost, so can we - (sees something ahead) What's that? XANDER: See? Avoidy. WILLOW: (points) Over there, that-that light. XANDER: (looks) That one moving towards us? We see a blue light in the distance. XANDER: Incredibly fast? WILLOW: (calls) Hello? XANDER: "Hello"? We're being hunted, and you're hello-ing a strange fast-moving light in the dark? It could be anything. The light comes closer but is still hard to see through the trees. XANDER: It's a motorcycle headlight. WILLOW: (smiling) No, too small. XANDER: Stay behind me. (picks up a stick from the ground, moves forward) WILLOW: Xander, I don't- XANDER: Stay down. I'll take care of this. The light flies right up to Xander and circles his head. It's a small blue ball of light. WILLOW: Xander, it's- XANDER: A bug! A big fiery bug! (trying to shoo it away) WILLOW: Xander- XANDER: Get off! Do fireflies bite? No, they probably burn, don't they? They - yaa! WILLOW: (smiling) Xander, it's not a bug. (as it flies around her face) It's Tara. Willow pushes away from the tree and follows the light as it moves off. WILLOW: Come on. She moves past Xander and on through the trees. Xander follows. XANDER: And how long have you known that your girlfriend's Tinkerbell? Cut to Buffy walking down residential streets. A siren wails in the background. Buffy goes to a car that's parked on a driveway, leans against it. The car's lights come on and its security system begins to wail and honk. Buffy presses her hands over her ears in pain. The house lights come on. The front door opens and a man comes out. HOMEOWNER: What are you doing? Buffy peers at him through her fingers. Her vision is still very blurry. The man is holding a shotgun. HOMEOWNER: Get away from there! Buffy squints at him. HOMEOWNER: Do you hear me? (walks onto the porch) I said get off my property! Buffy continues frowning and squinting. HOMEOWNER: Leave us alone. (yells) Get outta here! He fires into the air. Buffy turns and runs off. Cut to Dawn and Spike running around the side of the Summers house, crouching down behind a bush against the wall. Spike looks out at the street. Dawn tries to move forward to look too, but he shoves her behind him. SPIKE: Get back. We see some demons riding their bikes up onto the porch of a house across the street. Spike gets up a little so he can see better. The demons break some windows and go into the house. We can see people inside. Spike continues watching as we hear a woman screaming. A small smile flicks across Spike's face. Dawn peers over his shoulder. DAWN: I-it looks like they're just ... wrecking stuff. No thought other than just destruct-o-rama. The demons throw some chairs out through the windows. Spike grins. Dawn notices it. DAWN: What? SPIKE: Uh, oh, nothing, just, uh ... (nods toward the action) looked like fun. (Dawn gives him a look) I'm just sayin'. Yeah, it's just ... (looks around) with this kind of frolicking going on all around town, we're not gonna get very far without... Spike spies something, moves away from the wall. Dawn watches. There's a kid-sized football helmet and a baseball bat lying on the ground. Spike picks up the helmet, tosses it to Dawn. She catches it, looks confused. Spike points at her, walks away. Cut to a demon on motorcycle coming around a corner at a high rate of speed. The tires screech. In the foreground we can see Spike's hand twitching as the demon rides toward him. Long shot of Spike standing in the middle of the street. The demon keeps coming. Spike doesn't move. At the last second, Spike leaps up into the air, kicking the demon off the bike. The demon lands hard. Spike runs over to the crashed bike, picks it up and gets on it. SPIKE: Let's fly, pigeon! Cut to Dawn beside the house. She puts the helmet on and runs off. The demons come running out of the house just in time to see Spike and Dawn go roaring away on the motorcycle. Cut to the magic shop. Frantic knocking on the door. Anya and Tara go to it. ANYA: (calls) Already been looted, sorry! Uh, try the appliance store down the block, they've got great toasters. XANDER: (OS) Anya! ANYA: Xander? Anya opens the door. Willow and Xander come in. Willow hugs Tara. Xander closes and locks the door. ANYA: I knew you weren't dead. (hugs him) XANDER: Wow, then why was I so worried? TARA: (leading Willow to a chair) Are you- WILLOW: Uh, not yet. But, but I will be. Willow eases into the chair with a pained expression. Tara stands behind her stroking her hair. WILLOW: Where's Dawn and Spike? TARA: We've been calling the house, but- XANDER: Maybe they're on their way here. I mean, this place is NORAD, and we are at DefCon One. The women all look at him in confusion. XANDER: Okay, I so need male friends. WILLOW: We have to go out and look for them. (tries to get up but Tara pushes her back down) XANDER: There's this guy at work I kind of hit it off with. Tito. I mean, he seems like a good... Once again they all give him a look. XANDER: (embarrassed) You were talking about Dawn and Spike, of course. ANYA: Um, question. (to Willow) You want us to go back out there? WILLOW: Well, yeah. Uh, unless somebody's got a better idea. ANYA: Well, um, it's just ... we're minus a Buffybot. And, uh, Spike is missing in action somewhere with Dawn, and Giles flew away, and, uh, well you, you're looking a little magicked-out. XANDER: Ahn honey, we're nearing your point, right? ANYA: It's just, how are we supposed to fight these guys? (Everyone looks at her) I mean, we can take a vampire or two, sure, but there's a whole cavalcade of demons out there ... (uncertainly) I mean, I think this, you know ... it, it takes, um ... I mean, I ... we need... XANDER: Buffy. ANYA: (softly) Buffy. WILLOW: (harshly) Buffy... They nod expectantly. WILLOW: ...is not coming back. (sadly) We failed. Anya looks dismayed. The others look sad. WILLOW: So ... we're it, gang. (gets painfully to her feet) Xander, grab the weapons. We're gonna look for Dawn and Spike. Sound of glass breaking. They all turn to look. TARA: If we're gonna go, we should go now, they're just getting more and more worked up by the moment. XANDER: Well, they can't keep it up forever. I mean, maybe they'll party themselves out, you know, tire of this place and move on. Cut to Razor addressing his minions. RAZOR: Say hello to your new home, boys. The demons cheer. Several of them have bottles of beer. One of them takes a mouthful of beer and blows it at his torch, creating a huge flame. We see that they're gathered in an open space (parking lot?) with a few barrels full of fire. A burning pile of trash in the background. RAZOR: This here is a momentous occasion, the beginning of a new era. We see Buffy walking slowly toward them, looking around. RAZOR: Now, no question, the open backroads and highways have been good to us. But we've got ourselves a juicy little burg here, just ripe for the picking. And I ain't in no hurry to leave it, you? The demons all yell "no" as Buffy walks closer. We see them from her point of view, about a hundred feet away and still blurry. RAZOR: So I figure, what better way to kick off our ... semi-settling-down, than with a little christening? The demons cheer. We see a couple of demons attaching chains to their motorcycles. They grin at each other as the cheering continues. Buffy walks closer. RAZOR: A symbolic act commemorating the new order around here ... and ridding ourselves of any not-so-pleasant reminders of the old. Razor is holding a gun. He holds it up and theatrically puts a bullet in. RAZOR: All in one quick, really, *really* violent fell swoop. Buffy comes right up behind a couple of the demons. She still looks very muddled. They don't notice her. RAZOR: (holds up the gun) Gentlemen, start your engines. The demons start up their bikes. We get a very quick look at the bikes with chains attached, and the BuffyBot among them. The demons sit still on their bikes, engines rumbling. We see the bot standing there with chains attached to both her arms. The real Buffy catches sight of the bot, and her eyes widen in shock. The bot sees Buffy and also looks surprised. RAZOR: Bye-bye, slayer! Buffy takes a step closer. We see the bot's mouth say "Buffy" but we can't hear her over the engines. Razor fires into the air. The bikes begin to move. BUFFY: (screams) No! The demons nearest Buffy hear her scream and turn around. The four motorcycles all move off in four different directions. Each bike is attached to one of the bot's limbs. Her arms and legs are ripped from her body and her torso goes flying. Razor grins. Buffy looks around anxiously. The demons near her move aside so that all the demons can see her. RAZOR: (looking at Buffy) Another one for the fire, boys. Buffy looks alarmed. RAZOR: Tear it up. Buffy backs away, turns and begins to run. Part 3
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